If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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