This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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