dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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