I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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