You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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