i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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