Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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