Sry I called you an 8
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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