oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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