I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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