U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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