i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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