Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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