so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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