i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
It's Friday. Sex?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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