Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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