he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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