I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize