i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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Have fun and good luck.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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