he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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