i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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