$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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