we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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