Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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