Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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