Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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