i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
even my farts smell like vagina
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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