My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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