No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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