dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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