Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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