There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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