dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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