can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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