38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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