I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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