Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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