i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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