real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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