Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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