Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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