Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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