he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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