The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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