your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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