He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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