So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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