69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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