I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize