is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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